Student Spring Break Immersive Experience Program

In a surprising turn of events, Holy Cross College has announced the introduction of a new program called "Spring Break Emersion," replacing the traditional immersion program. The announcement was made by President Rougeau to the board of trustees.

The traditional immersion program, which focuses on allowing students to experience major justice issues through encounter and companionship with others, has been a cornerstone of Holy Cross College's curriculum. However, the new program encourages students to take expensive tropical vacations, primarily funded through third-party means.

This shift has sparked controversy among students and staff. Junior Kathy Johnson criticized her fellow students for taking these trips, suggesting they go to their vacation homes instead. On the other hand, Senior Thomas Aquinas views the trips as an opportunity to expand his mental faculties through consumption of liquid substances.

One student, identified as Daniel Maddigan '24, the Chief Eggplant Editor, has voiced his concerns about the high stress levels among students at the end of the semester. The Eggplant Editorial Board recognizes these concerns and aims to provide accurate reporting on the matter.

However, attempts to reach the Chaplain's office for comment regarding the controversy were unsuccessful. Sources within the school's administration claim that someone has paid Stephen Colbert to advocate for the new program, but these claims remain unverified.

The article, published in "Eggplant," also mentions the introduction of two new academic programs in the 2024-25 academic year: Clown Studies and Silly Studies. The addition of these programs was done with a stated intention, but the specifics were not provided in the article.

The resurgence of Americans rebelling against their capitalist oppressors, according to the article, may be a contributing factor to the controversy surrounding the "Spring Break Emersion" program. Some students are frustrated with the growing amount of trips necessary to fulfill their college experience, while others see it as an exciting opportunity for adventure and personal growth.

As the situation continues to unfold, the Eggplant staff writers will continue to provide updates on this developing story.