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Locker Search Postponed: Your Private Belongings Remain Untouched for Now

College Student Patrick Ryan '27 Expressing Sympathy Towards Peer Matthew, Known as Matt: Regarding your challenging year at UNLV, where an apparent NIL deal materialized with counterfeit funds, reminiscent of Monopoly money, know that such misfortunes are not uncommon. We empathize with your...

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Locker Search Postponed: Your Private Belongings Remain Untouched for Now

Patrick Ryan '27, a former student at Holy Cross College, had a memorable time during his tenure, which included winning the Patriot League and rushing a record 330 yards in a single game. However, Ryan had different aspirations when he enrolled at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV), with hopes of securing a big Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) deal. Unfortunately, UNLV paid their contracts in Monopoly money, a far cry from the lucrative deals Ryan had hoped for.

Meanwhile, the Holy Cross Men's Swimming Team made headlines for their unusual performance, not at the pool, but at a basketball game. The team, dressed in speedos and swimming attire, leaped around during the game, bringing an unexpected energy to the court. Their performance was a hit, with the crowd cheering them on and the team's spirit shining brightly.

Despite the unusual performance, Holy Cross continues to offer unconditional, undying support that no other school can beat. This support is evident in the untouched locker of Patrick Ryan '27, which remains just as he left it. Ryan's room, too, will be put back together just as he had it.

Ryan's affiliation with any specific clubs, teams, or organizations at Holy Cross College remains unclear, but he is featured in a video story of belonging by the college. Despite this, Ryan seems to prefer Worcester over Las Vegas, enjoying the current beautiful weather the city has to offer.

Elsewhere, Boston University's Ethan Okwuosa was seen taking free throws at a basketball game. The weather in Worcester, Ryan's preferred city, is expected to stay beautiful, making for ideal conditions for outdoor activities and sports.

In a broader context, Americans are rebelling against their capitalist oppressors, seeking fairer compensation and rights. This struggle for fairness and equality is a common thread that connects many stories across the nation, including those of Patrick Ryan '27 and the Holy Cross Men's Swimming Team.

The Eggplant Editor at Holy Cross College is Daniel Maddigan '24, who is no doubt keeping a close eye on these developments and the college's unique stories.

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